Wait Mike...You said the fish do what? Cause I eat fish...and that sounds nasty...

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"We're going where? Uhhh... define fixed."

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"You're a fraud!"

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"Really? Damn ! Oprah never called me.... Live and learn... live and learn. America is something else ain't it?"

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It's been snowing heavy here. My wife has been staring trough the window for hours. If it gets any worse I guess I'll have to let her in.

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...and then her lawyer goes,"Your honor, here's a photo of him sniffing that other b*tch" Damn iPhones! Who does that?

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